I’m Princess Zelda, Wind Waker style.

I’m randomly stuck in the middle of (I would say) the Great Sea, struggling in the water. I have Link’s Wind Waker in hand so I play the Song of Soaring. But in reality, the Song of Soaring is NOT in The Wind Waker!

I am using my laptop. All of a sudden, the screen starts flashing white and stuff. I freak out and call my dad for help.

I am walking to my bus, ready to go home from school for the day. As I’m walking, I notice that every person I pass by, he/she is smoking. I look to my left and notice a girl about to board her bus. Just as she steps inside, she lights her cigarette and exhales (with her lips) a large thick gray cloud of cigarette smoke.

I am in school, sitting in a desk (it’s one of those desks which the seat is attached to the tabletop). There are others around me.

I am wearing black boots, thick ones. For some reason, my feet start to sweat in them, up to the point when they sweat so much, they actually LEAK through my boots. The boots look soggy but I can’t take them off because I am at school.

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My dad comes back from Wegman’s with lots of groceries. I help him carry some in the house. While walking, I take out one of the groceries he bought. It is a box of ice cream (the kind on Popsicle sticks). Strangely, the box said the flavor this ice cream was was “Fudge Tampons”.

WTH???!!!!!